This couple was SERIOUS about being supportive parents at the 6th grade graduation. Look closely and you can see the "proud parents of a grad" buttons that lit up and everything.
Fully committed to the hipster trend. Not just going halfway with ONLY a pair of big glasses, oh no.
And these parents were serious. Fully geared up for a day of walking around Hershey park. There is no way they were going to get blisters. No way.
So I'm going to try and not picture my friends and family having a great time without me. You people with your 40 hour work week, who can go waterskiing anytime and have an unlimited number of babysitters. No, you guys aren't so great, you're just a bunch of weirdos who love rollerskating and transmissions. See below for proof.