Tuesday, September 20, 2011

No Birthday Candles for Peter

Does it shock you that Peter is a pyro? Every experience Peter has had with bottle rockets has ended badly. I could pick any number of stories to back this statement up, but it's getting late so I'll just say this. If you have a bottle rocket, but no bottle. Just forget about lighting it. If you do decide to light it. A pool noodle is not a good substitute for a bottle. Because the force of the firework will make the noodle go haywire and that flaming mother will land in the neighbors yard. 

2 comments:

camilla said...

Oh Peta, I hope this was a very long time ago. Enjoy your youth, come Saturday you are going to be OLD!

sara said...

Happy birthday Pete! In a few days, I mean.