But I have to admit, I'm glad I went with my baser instincts and decided to watch a Charlie Sheen interview. This is so great. I was going to list some good quotes from the interview for those of your who are above watching, but I can't type that fast, and it's all good.
Remember when I made that prediction about Britney Spears falling and falling hard?
And remember how I was right?
Okay well I have another prediction to make. I'm pretty sure that Charlie Sheen is going to live a long long life. I'm not joking about this. Some things just aren't right. Have you ever wondered why Pluto was demoted? Ever wondered why a good honest person like you got screwed over by a crappy realtor? Ever wondered why they paid Anne Hathaway 750K just to wear Tiffany's diamonds at the Oscars while you sit home and figure out a budget for repairing your roof? Well I'll tell you why. It's because some things just aren't right. Mark my words, Charlie Sheen is going to live a long long life.
I'm serious about the phrase 'tumor with hair and teeth.' Don't google that.