Tuesday, July 13, 2010

You know that pair of "sexy back" shorts

that you bought at the Justin Timberlake concert 4 years ago? You know, the really tiny ones with the phrase "Sexy Back" printed across the butt? Yeah, I know you've been waiting to get the child bearing years over with so that you can start wearing them. So when is it ok to start putting them on? Well if you're a 30 year old mom, then the answer is-- never. Doesn't matter how awesome you (think you) look. Doesn't matter if you are just going to wear them to work out in the basement. Because you will forget that you have them on and take your kids to swim team where the creepy smoker dad is going to make about athousand comments about how he could read your A@* from his rear view mirror. Therein proving that the Country Club Hills Pool is not as classy a place as it sounds. And you fit in there. Perfectly.

3 comments:

Megan Healey Taylor said...

That. Is. Awesome. :)

alexandra said...

Give them to me! I'll never be able to wear them, especially if they currently fit your "sexy back." They can mock me, safely and securely, from my bureau drawer.

And if the pool has to have the name "Country Club" in its title, that should let you know that they're trying too hard.

Mema of 5 said...

What? No picture?