That's pretty much my day. Pete wanted to go with me to get Ezra's helmet (it's really called a DOC band--potato potato) so I thought it would be a good day to get the car detailed at my favorite place. I dropped the car off, and again, they really didn't want to do it, but I convinced them. Last year it cost me $60 to get it detailed. The year before it cost $80. Today, I got my car done for $30. In two years I think they'll be paying me to wash my car.
Next we went to the doctor to get Ezra's magic helmet. You know what I realized though? This stinkin' helmet is going to cost $3500, and I needed a prescription from the pediatricians office to get it, but I don't think a single doctor actually works there. Just sayin'. Back to Ezra, the first day I brought Ezra to church, a lady came up to me and said, "Does his neck look crooked to you?"
No, lady. Don't be a jerk to me.
But it actually did look sorta cooked once she pointed it out to me. Not only that, but the back corner of his head was a teeny bit flat. So I asked the PA about it at our next appointment. She told me that his neck was indeed crooked because of a pulled muscle in his neck. She was also overly eager to point out that because of the flatness, his ears were uneven and one eye was droopy.
I hate PA's, they are jerks to me too.
I thought I'd better get this little problem corrected before they decide to make a Goonies sequel and ask Ezra if he wants a part in the film. (I think you know what I'm talking about.)
So we get the helmet on and at first things are going really well
Not so bad right?