Do you think that it might just maybe be possible for me to find a single Easter decoration in this city that doesn't remind me of Donnie Darko?
See the way these guys are looking at me? Quit staring at me like that rabbit. I said stop!
I really need to find some decent decor for my house, to hide the fact that this is what things really look like at Easter time.
The last time I took a picture on Easter Sunday--for good reason.