Take a look at this beauty
I know breathtaking right? (Peter don't answer that.) Lindsey Evans holds the prestigious Miss Teen Louisiana Crown. Well at least she used to until she was stripped of her title for trying to pull the ol' dine and dash.
He He, pretty sneaky right? Too bad poor Lindsey left her purse at the restaurant-- her purse full of pot that is. She was arrested when she went back to get it.
Here's the kicker, she only had 10 days left on her reign. SWISH!
Britney and Jamie Lynn are celebrating over the news that there is someone in Louisiana dumber than they are. "Go Lindsey y'all!"
Oh wait, this just in, Britney's just swallowed a snack pack (cup and all) and Jamie Lynn's managed to get pregnant again when the first baby hasn't even been born yet.
Let's call it a tie.